iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou:

I really love villains

not in a ‘poor baby is so misunderstood’ way

in a ‘your amorality is so fascinating and delicious’ way

1 minute ago

memeguy-com:

This guy is using an iPhone to prop up a Galaxy to watch Netflix out loud in a restaurant I can only dream of giving this few fucks

crrocs:

Imagine if your follower count turned into money

4 minutes ago

sord:

the only solution was to stand and fight
ok:

ok

chepibola:

does anyone else have “the chair”

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5 minutes ago

dragonbait-ep:

Queen Chrysalis by JekJekyll

ashazzminscreed:

omfgcate:

dqdbpb:

we’re halfway thru april, u know what tht means?

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#ITS GONNA BE MAY

HOW DOES THIS MAKE ME LAUGH EVERY FUCKING YEAR!?

5 minutes ago

muscleluvr2:

mew2:

cougarrrrrrrrrrrr69:

100% very real certified doctor

the balls enter the vagina when??????

what do you mean “when”? the entire point of sex is to get the balls in the vagina by whatever means necessary… american sex ed is truly lacking

jalapenopizza:

isnt it odd how the human mind expands inwardly forever

i can build characters and worlds and universes and define new laws of nature

construct stories and timelines and fit it all together inside my own head

and yet i can’t draw a fUCKING LAMP

6 minutes ago

clesktop:

when your friend does something embarrassing in public

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1 hour ago

breadmaakesyoufat:

when everyone except for your mom is happy dat ur dead

1 hour ago